Challenge Setter: Carlissa
Set on: 24/11/2020
Judge: Group Vote
Participants were challenged to write their own Christmas song by either adapting an existing song of any genre or writing their own. It doesn’t have to be the whole song, just a chorus is fine.
Christmas Time
Mistletoe and wine,
Children singing christian rhymes
Nan's not fine 'cause she likes gin
And Keith forgot to buy some in
New year's coming
So Keith will be running
Out the door
Right to the store
Then nan will have
Some gin once more
Verse 1
It was Christmas in America
It was Christmas in America
I thought that, it was just like Christmas
Hurry up and get here cause I have nowhere to stay
Pre-Chorus
A Christmas story told
But then it falls apart
Chorus
No Christmas Christmas
No Christmas Christmas
So I asked for your watch
So I could go make a Christmas machine
Verse 2
We took a ride last Christmas night
There was no room for your smiles
Go find something else to do
Oh, dearly wealthy we wish you a jolly Christmas
Pre-Chorus
Letter by letter, picture by picture
Christmas all over
Chorus
Bridge
Make me a woman of the world
Give me some little woman at the door
Chorus
Song 1 - Which Reindeer is gay?
Song 2 - Dry turkey
The Naughty Pixi felt left on the shelf.
She said, "I wish I was an elf"
I'd hide Nanny's gin and drink Harry's ale,
Then leave them a message, saying "Thank You, from Dale."
I'd get over to Emily's before she came back,
And paint her piano keys from white to black.
I'd go into Tan's studio and mix all her paints,
Then hide in the corner and hope that she faints.
I'd break into Tash's and hide Bozzy's food
Then hide in a corner and see what he chews.
I'd probably leave Keith alone because he's my favourite.
E major chords I, IV and V
Verse 1:
The mornings are frosty
my face bright and rosy
Christmas spirit all around
but the streets are now empty
in the year 2020
since they isolated the town
So long since i’ve seen you
there’s nothing left to do
to keep you off my mind
I miss all the fun
we’d create all day long
when we saw each other all the time
CHORUS
I just wanna spend Christmas with you
I just wanna spend Christmas with you
Been in lockdown for so long
Oh where has the time gone
I just wanna spend Christmas with you
Verse 2:
the nights growing longer
and we can’t get over
how quick the summer flew by
that’s the last time i saw you
i’ve got so much to tell you
i’ll call you we’ll talk through the night
putting up decorations
but all family celebrations
won’t be the same this year
if we can’t see our loved ones
and stand strong beside them
and tell them there’s nothing to fear
CHORUS
x2
then modulate to F major
Didn't know what time it was, the moon was low oh oh
Mary leant back on the donkey oh oh oh
Joseph was leading them down a bumpy road, "lotta holes" he said
Then a small town came into view ooh ooh
They searched all inns for a room with a loo ooh ooh
But there was nothing and the "pop" her waters blew
There's a bright star shining in the sky
It's hanging over Bethlehem
It can be seen for miles and miles
There's a bright star shining in the sky
Three shepherds have been watching
And followed it from afar
They said "hey,"
"Lets go find the saviour"
"Lets go find the new king"
"He'll be laying in the hay"
They found a stable it would have to do ooh ooh
Mary gave birth among cows and donkey too ooh ooh
She had a sweet boy who'd be worshipped his life through
Then came an angel, all around was bright
He's the son of god, its a miracle tonight
They named him Jesus, he was bathed in holy light
There's a bright star shining in the sky
It's hanging over Bethlehem
It can be seen for miles and miles
There's a bright star shining in the sky
Three kings travel towards it
With Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh
They said "Hark,"
"Lets go find the saviour"
"Lets go find the new king"
"He'll be laying in the hay"